funny story

(even an Englishman could not
construct sentences using numeric)

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10,he did it again from 10 back to 1.
This is what he came up with:

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep.
But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down.
The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.
I ran until I fell 6 and threw up.
So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him.
Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him.
10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.
Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.
He said 5,tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down!
I don't understand.
I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.